December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
THE ONLY THING ON TV IS PAID PROGRAMMING
i mean it is 4:30 am, so…
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they’ve gotta be secretly related
even the way they talk and stuff
marilynnarwhals:
I like how Bill knows and accepts that he is a creep. ha x)
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robin thicke is friggin annoying
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one time, being the good role model that i am, i told my 12-year-old cousin how to say “penis” in italian and she was like “oh, my teacher didn’t teach us that yet!” and i was like “lol why would she ever teach you that…” and shes like “idk. but i’ll use it in class one day and she’ll be impressed!” and i was like “why...
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imagine getting to play password on lnjf with...
i would forget how to talk idk
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I remember saying to myself ‘If I don’t make it on Saturday Night Live before...
– Jimmy Fallon - Rolling Stone Magazine (via ikeep-holding-onto-nothing)